the zany antics continue
Lee Roy Selmon made it to the Pro Football Hall of Fame by disrupting plays, hammering the quarterback, and generally gumming up the offense.
It seems like the Lee Roy Selmon Expressway wants to get in the Hall of Fame, too. It disrupts travelers, hammers the drivers, and generally gums up the traffic.
If you make it through the half-paved detours, if you make it past the sinking overpass, if you make it through the spray paint, you still have to dodge the nails strewn about the road.
If you get through all that, you deserve a beer. They keep ‘em cold at Lee Roy’s restaurant.
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August 27th, 2005 at 5:28 pm
[...] The Memorial Causeway Bridge has finally opened. With as many problems as the Ocean Jewel and the Lee Roy Selmon Expressway, it seemed actually being able to use it was a pipe dream. But in spite of all that, you can now see cars heading in either direction. [...]